You don’t think I was afraid the first time I went out in the field? Dude, I was terrified.
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showrunners: anyone can die!
cishet white guy #1: [lives]
cishet white guy #2: [lives]
cishet white guy #3: [lives]
cishet white guy #4: [lives]
the one and only lesbian on the show: [dies]
- Us: We want the Mayor and the Sheriff together.
- A&E: Regina and Graham?
- Us: No, a consensual relationship between the two main characters.
- A&E: Mayor!Snow and Sheriff!David?
- Us: No… Okay, give us the ex-thief and the Mayor.
- A&E: H00d and Regina?
- Us: *facepalm* the blonde and the dark haired one.
- A&E: Emma and H00k?
- Us: Ew. No.
- A&E: Mayor! Cruella and James. How about that?
- Us: … How about the Queen and the ex Dark One?
- A&E: So, the Queen and Rumple?
- Us: Not the current one… and ew. The Queen and the Savior.
- A&E: The Queen and Aladdin?
- Us: A consensual one… and No.
- A&E: …
- Us: We want Emma Swan and Regina Mills to be a couple.
- A&E: Who? I don’t know them… Who are they? What is a couple?